I love this man
when u do really well on a test without studying
If I walked into English class and David was my teacher, I’d never miss a day.
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS A THING!!!!!
I’M SO GLAD IT’S BACK HOLY SCHNAPS!
"Did you park your TARDIS on the meter?"
OH MY GOD
"Do you fancy Billie Piper Sir?"
DID YOU JUST PITCH UP FROM MARS?
"Don’t be ridiculous."
"BITE ME, ALIEN BOY."
sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…
and sometimes she’s britney
and sometimes she’s lindsay
and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi
do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
I know this isn’t my normal colour scheme but D&G can shut the hell up right now because this post is making me feel things I shouldn’t feel for shoes
Just because a person is a good actor, doesn’t mean they’d be good in any role.
But Meryl Streep though.
“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”