
No wonder we are so screwed up!!
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
Doctor Who Shoe Saga: Part Three
so… who wants to make me some of these?

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
“I’ve done to her exactly what you did to me. I’ve put her in an impossible possition. Oh God.”
Oi, Drake, the A-Team are back in business!
doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)









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