When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing
Yes Means Yes blog: “visions of female sexual power & a world without rape”
Parents, siblings, carers, cousins, teachers, tutors, mentors, aunts, uncles, etc, of young children: we have a chance to mold the gender relations of the future.
Wife is a vet— her patient is a bit concerned
Kitty is just trying to start a musical number!
HE HAD IT COMING!
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
WON’T BE BACK TILL 2016
CONFIRMS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS SEXY
let’s all take a moment to be grateful that we are no longer the person we were in 2008
no one is a worse texter than a straight white boy
so do u finger yourself
if you were here right now what would we be doing
lol and then wat :)
how far would u go?:)
my mom made these like brownie cupcake things and they look like just normal brownies but then you take the wrapper off and
mother fucking chocolate chip cookie
but that’s still not all. take a bite and
THAT IS A GODDAMN OREO ON TOP OF A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE AND COVERED IN A BROWNIE THIS SHIT IS LIKE EATING THE FUCKING TEARS OF GOD YOU TAKE ONE BITE AND YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT YOU WILL BELIEVE BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THIS MAGIC IN YOUR MOUTH WAS NOT SENT FROM THE HEAVENS
Is your mum Jesus?